17
Jun
07

A day in the life of a game coder – late Beta phase

Bug #19452 – Game crashes on main menu!

Found by: Larry Tester
Assigned to: J. Random Hacker
Priority: Super Urgent
Description: When I pick 1-player from the main menu, the game crashes!

Reproduction steps:

  1. Play an 8-player multiplayer game for half an hour on the ‘Cliffs of Precipity’ map.
  2. Quit via the pause menu.
  3. Reboot the console.
  4. Go to lunch, eat a meat pie.
  5. Come back, press X until the splash screens are gone.
  6. Pick 1-player item from the main menu
Actual Result: Game crashes.
Expected Result: Game does not crash.
Comment #1 by Larry Tester:

Oh my god! It happened again, but this time I ate a curry chicken pie. Filling is not a factor. It’s the PASTRY that’s disrupting the game.

Comment #2 by J. Random Hacker

Can’t reproduce this. My software wouldn’t crash on a mere menu selection. Please stop reopening this, I’m busy enough without having to sort through these fever-addled ravings.

Status changed: Open β†’ Closed: Testers Smoking Crack

Comment #3 by Larry Tester:

Why are you so mean to us?

Attached: VideoEvidence.avi

Status changed: Reopened

Comment #4 by J. Random Hacker

Recommending that management reduce the crack rations of the test team.

Status changed: Open β†’ Closed: Testers Smoking Crack

Comment #5 by J. Random Hacker

Uh, I think I’ve found a fix.

I was stepping through the menu selection code and accidentally happened to step into the C runtime. Luckily Magic Kev was walking past. He caught a glimpse of the disassembly window. Something in that asm freaked him right out – he came to an abrupt stop, pointed at the listing and was shrieking “NO! NO! NO!” over and over until we managed to force-feed him his epilepsy pills.

When I took a closer look I realised I was looking at malloc, the non-threadsafe version. Turns out there was a mix-up in the project settings a couple of weeks ago. Magic Kev was right again. How does he do it??

Status changed: Fixed

I’m terribly sorry and obviously I’m rescinding my recommendation to management about crack. Test team crack rations should be maintained at their current levels, if not greatly increased.


3 Responses to “A day in the life of a game coder – late Beta phase”


  1. June 19, 2007 at 9:37 am

    So funny πŸ˜€ I work in a small internet company – I see many similarities lol

  2. 2 Smoke
    June 19, 2007 at 9:39 am

    Speaking about bugs, I just found that I got wrong website in my profile – I mean it’s mine too, but I’d rather have a link to my blog here. Thanks anyway πŸ˜‰

  3. 3 Smoke
    June 19, 2007 at 9:44 am

    …and sorry for the spam – I’m new here (wordpress), didn’t notice that I can’t edit my comments. Feel free to delete comments 2 and 3 (this one) πŸ˜€


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